• me: watching tv show
  • me: looks down at phone for 0.002 seconds
  • me: misses entire plot line of episode, introduction of 2 new characters, 1 main character dies, they are in a different country, at some point someone reproduced and offspring are spoiled and someone got a pet cat

martyr-ed:

castiels-feathery-butt:

tyflowsion:

what if ducks threw bread back at you

you’d have to duck

This expresses the English language pretty well

(Source: tyquil, via andrewlx)

7 hours ago
7 hours ago

urinatings:

*precisely determines where i should take the next bite of my sandwich*

(Source: 750c, via ugly)

7 hours ago
"No, fuck you. I was worth it."
- and I’m still worth it // R.R. (via missinyouiskillingme)

(via amourbiebs)

officialunitedstates:

officialmexico:

texas

no you can’t have it back stop asking

(via ugly)

laugh-addict:

my mom once told me that writing your feelings down or drawing them out is very therapeutic and relaxing 

image

(Source: dog360, via ugly)

ravclaw:

my essay isn’t done but i sure am

(Source: tiniestleaf, via staylencloudy)

14 hours ago
14 hours ago
  • me 3 years ago: an unappealing awkward person
  • me now: an unappealing awkward person with a blog